BED BALL X

[ CLIMAX POWER SCOUTER ]

Ready to measure your combat power where it actually matters? Bed Ball X is the ultimate 18+ private sensor scouter for consenting adult couples. Turn your phone into an interactive energy tracker and score your bedroom battles!


HOW THE SCOUTER WORKS

Simply place your device on the mattress, select your battle stance, calibrate the noise floor, and begin the engagement! The scouter tracks performance via two channels:

  • Vocal Energy (Mic): Measures raw room volume to grade your vocal intensity—moans, gasps, sighs, and battle cries fuel the power level!
  • Thrust Velocity (Motion): The device's internal accelerometer reads the bed's physical movement. Keep a steady rhythm and build momentum to maximize your multiplier!

★ No active screen taps required during combat—fully hands-free scoring!


12 COMBAT STANCES

Choose a technique to adapt the scouter algorithms to your specific position:

Earthling Standard
The classic missionary style. Steady, reliable, and satisfying.
Bluema Pilot Spin
Take control from above. A high-angle, spinning ride.
Garlic Gun
An explosive rear entry. Channel your inner royalty with raw power.
Big Bang Standing
Vertical combat mode. Test your balance, core strength, and stamina.
Kayo Press
Multiply your speed and gravity. Deep, heavy, and exhausting.
Comet Wheelbarrow
Advanced gravity maneuver. Hardcore gymnastics for elite couples.

Plus 6 other techniques including Limek Meditation, Perfect Fusion, and Free Style!


PARODY RANKING TIERS

Can you break the scouter and reach the gods? Your peak score determines your post-fight rating:

🥱 YAWN-CHA TIER 😁 GRINLIN TIER ⚡ SUPER SIGH-YAN TIER 👾 CHAOS DEITY TIER

🔒 VOLATILE PRIVACY SHIELD

We value your intimacy. Bed Ball X is designed with local-only security. No audio is recorded. No motion coordinates are streamed. No network logs are saved or uploaded. The app operates 100% offline. Live session data is stored in temporary RAM and wiped immediately by clearVolatileMemory() when you exit a run. Plus, tap the Privacy Guard Button on the Battle HUD to instantly blur technique details if someone walks in.

🤖 HOW TO INSTALL ON ANDROID (APK)

  1. Download the bed-ball-x-release.apk file below.
  2. Open your device's Settings -> Apps -> Special App Access.
  3. Select Install Unknown Apps and toggle permission ON for your browser or file manager.
  4. Tap the downloaded APK file to install and launch. Grant microphone permission when prompted. Go offline and start scoring!

☕ FUEL OUR KI (DONATE & SUPPORT)

This game is a 100% non-profit parody created for fans, lovers, and observers of high power levels. We don't sell ads or lock features. If you enjoy the vibe and want to buy us a cup of coffee or keep the servers alive, consider leaving a tip here on Itch.io during checkout, or reach out to us!

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Disclaimer: Bed Ball X is a parody fan-made utility. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with Toei Animation, Akira Toriyama, Shueisha, or any Dragon Ball franchise entities. All technique references, names, and ratings are parodies. Play responsibly and only with consenting adult partners.

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Android
PublisherDPCoupleSWG
Release date 93 days ago
AuthorDPCoupleSWG
GenreSimulation
TagsAdult, android, Comedy, html5, Local multiplayer, mobile, NSFW, Parody, party-game, sensors
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse, Touchscreen, Microphone, Gyroscope
AccessibilitySubtitles, High-contrast
MultiplayerLocal multiplayer
Player count2
AI DisclosureAI Assisted, Code, Graphics, Sounds, Text

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